Make up a fact

**Cheese** · 06-15-2007, 04:50 PM

Kermit the Frog was actually an effeminate toad.

**jimbo12345** · 06-15-2007, 04:56 PM

scandalous.

Miss piggy was a tranny.

**jimbo12345** · 06-15-2007, 05:02 PM

Oh, and Martin Luther King was actually an insomniac, and saying he had a dream proves he's a lieing fuck.

**Dr.Pretentious** · 06-15-2007, 05:41 PM

James Bob's 'facts' are getting progressively less funny.

Their current humour level is 'painful'.

**mbucari1** · 06-15-2007, 06:01 PM

The last known case of smallpox in 1977 was due to illegal experiments performed by the CDC.

**Agrajag** · 06-15-2007, 06:37 PM

According to early Buddhist texts Donkeys are the one true fruit.

**GepperRankins** · 06-15-2007, 06:41 PM

john skelton invented hip hop

**Snee** · 06-15-2007, 06:42 PM

All women secretly want you to put their picture on the internet after you've broken up with them. Preferably pictures of them in the buff.

**Dr.Pretentious** · 06-15-2007, 06:44 PM

The true way of winning the love of your internet peers is to post pictures of your ex-girlfriends with the words, "I've hit that" under them.

**Agrajag** · 06-15-2007, 06:45 PM

Only three people were actually killed during the Spanish Inquisition. The rest were mildly inconvenienced at worst.

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