my dad lives on an island and the police closed the bridges and the river's lapping over the flood barrier
we want your oil!
my dad lives on an island and the police closed the bridges and the river's lapping over the flood barrier
Macula.Lutea.
BT Rep: +24
If I don't turn the light switch on/off in my room 8 times every night before I go to sleep, the asteroid thats due to nearly hit Earth in 2028 won't miss at all.
"However awkwardly they might navigate the outside world, over the board they were killers." - NYT
en(un)lightened
For which fact the Greeks have never forgiven the Monks.Originally Posted by Agrajag
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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Classical paintings are mixed with a chemical which causes one to become sleepy.
Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
If you play classical music to furniture it grows quicker.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Long live Hissyfit
BT Rep: +1
In countries where women have no shoes...the food taste better.
-bd
Last edited by brotherdoobie; 06-15-2007 at 09:30 PM.
Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
Shoes were originally nailed to the wearer's feet, much like is the current fashion for horses. It was only during the first Crimean war that the lace was invented.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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The earliest sculptural version of Mother Earth was baked by a 100.000 men farting into the oven.
Long live Hissyfit
BT Rep: +1
Toothpaste was invented by Ryan Seacrest.
-bd
Poster
BT Rep: +35
LCD monitors will melt your corneas if you stare at them for 2 days straight.
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