Make Up An Outrageous Lie About the Previous Poster

[Mr. Mulder]

thewizeard was created in the 1940's to help combat birds from pecking open the tops of milk bottles

(thewizeard model was recalled later that decade after it was discovered that there was a serious flaw in that it didn't actually do anything and that the whole plan was just a bit mental)

[Dr.Pretentious]

Matthew Broderick tries to hack in to Mr. Mulder's computer once every year around 17 November. However, Mr. Mulder sets up a firewall in expectation of the attack, which he then proceeds to hurl brick by flaming brick, across the world at Mr. Broderick's home.

These events are known as the Leonids.

[Biggles]

Dr P coats his Leonids in a heavy layer of Preperation H

[Barbarossa]

Dr.Pretentious has an astrophysics degree. He also talks to animals. This skill was particularly useful in the final astrophysics exam, as Dr.Pretentious forgot the equations for calculating the fluidic properties of electrochemical flux and the interactions between the magnetic and gravitic fields in the cores of red giant stars, and was able to ask a passing cow for advice.

[Fromagepas]

Barbie tain that too far.

[Barbarossa]

^doesn't needs new batteries in his wireless keyboard

[Gripper]

Barbie tells everyone he is 21 when it is his birfday,this has been going on for the last twenty years.

[Alien5]

Gripper tells Outrageous Lies about the previous poster

[Gripper]

Alien 5 is really Britney Spears,good luck with the rehab Britney.

[LaPistola]

Gripper is really Paris Hilton, good luck in jail Paris.