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    Invented gravity but forgot to patent it.


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    ^ fake Yankee fan. FFS, she has never sat at the bleachers.
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    He was arrested in 1985 - for pimp slapping the drug dog at LaGardia.


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    Has enlarged his penis from 1.5 inches to a whopping 3.4 inches (source: Sextent's autobiography).

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    Has scheduled his sex change for next month and is taking paypal donations for his new identity...
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    Was the guard on duty who wanted to take a picture of Paris Hilton while pooping in her jail cell and sell it to get out of Trailer Homes Paradise.
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