Invented gravity but forgot to patent it.
Invented gravity but forgot to patent it.
“It’s not the will to win that counts - it is the will to prepare”
Has an avatar of his lunch today
^ fake Yankee fan. FFS, she has never sat at the bleachers.
"However awkwardly they might navigate the outside world, over the board they were killers." - NYT
Is the mascot of the US Hot-Dog Eating Contest.
loves palestain
there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies
Has enlarged his penis from 1.5 inches to a whopping 3.4 inches (source: Sextent's autobiography).
Has scheduled his sex change for next month and is taking paypal donations for his new identity...
I haven't taken a beating like that since I opened my first issue of Hustler!
The World is a Sick Place and I'm a Happy Guy!
Was the guard on duty who wanted to take a picture of Paris Hilton while pooping in her jail cell and sell it to get out of Trailer Homes Paradise.
"However awkwardly they might navigate the outside world, over the board they were killers." - NYT
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