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[DefX]

Flosses his ass

[SHUVT]

Helps him floss his ass with his tongue

[DefX]

Pulls his pubes backwards to floss his ass

[SHUVT]

has a potty mouth...literally

[Mathea]

Likes to pick up trannies from Brazil, take em out on the town as women, and then get nailed with all the lights on and in front of the giant mirrors surrounding his bed.

[jimbo12345]

Has 2 birthdays a year, like the queen on England.

[Mathea]

the queen gets two?

[jimbo12345]

yep, one in April, one in June. Still never understood that.

[jimbo12345]

Why two birthdays?
The Queen celebrates her actual birthday on 21 April. She also celebrates her official birthday on either the first or the second, and sometimes the third, Saturday in June. This year's official birthday will be celebrated on 17 June 2006.
The Queen celebrates two birthdays in keeping with a tradition that was started by King Edward VII in the early twentieth century. King Edward was born in November, so to avoid the unpleasant weather he moved the official celebrations for his birthday to May or June.


The tradition was re-established by the Queen’s father, King George VI, and is continued to this day.

[DefX]

is a bastard child of an undisclosed hemophiliac prince and a gypsy hooker.