Make Up An Outrageous Lie About the Previous Poster

**Sextent** · 07-06-2007, 10:55 PM

Once taught origami at Oxbridge University.

**Dr.Pretentious** · 07-06-2007, 10:58 PM

^ Once fed a thousand people with origami fish.

**Sextent** · 07-06-2007, 11:13 PM

Is a certified banjo tuner and good ole boy.

**Dr.Pretentious** · 07-06-2007, 11:16 PM

^ Banjoed tuna.

**CrabGirl** · 07-06-2007, 11:19 PM

Plays the Ukelele

Pretends its a banjo.

I used to live with a banjo player. True story. It was hell

**4play** · 07-07-2007, 06:39 AM

^ once lived with a banjo player, she loved it and wishes her new other half would take it up.

**tralalala** · 07-07-2007, 12:43 PM

^ Is a part time stripper.

**Sextent** · 07-07-2007, 12:45 PM

Put the cunt in Scunthorpe.

**tralalala** · 07-07-2007, 01:55 PM

good one.

^ Has BO that makes rotten eggs smell like fresh spring flowers.

**DefX** · 07-07-2007, 02:21 PM

^ his twin brother is a chimp

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