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    4play's Avatar knob jockey
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    attended this years gay pride wearing only a pink thong and feather boa.

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    popopot's Avatar To Me, To You BT Rep: +5
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    parps in tuperware boxes to keep their freshness.


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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    ^ Has a secret stash of horse porn in his garage.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    ^ films horse porn in his garage

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    Chip Monk's Avatar Darth Monk Like.
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    Has commissioned Walkers to produce a coffee flavoured crisp. It's early in development but progress is good.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    ^ Once pissed on some potato peelings and sold it to Golden Wonder as prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

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    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
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    is extinct
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    SHUVT's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30BT Rep +30
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    Is a badass gazoo player
    I haven't taken a beating like that since I opened my first issue of Hustler!
    The World is a Sick Place and I'm a Happy Guy!

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    is extinct
    Is looking for a new boyfriend on these forums.

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    has a vibrating vagina in his desk drawer

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