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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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    Heard it before but it's a good joke.

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    lol

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    good one



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    LOL

    Never heard this one before... Deserves a copy-paste!

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    i have heard it before but it is still a good one

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    nice.....

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    Hehe..


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