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    (and the occasionally fry up)

    With the Spaniard, she sometimes eats loads of different breds with spanish stlye meats, like toritso (like salami) and other such things. Loads of fruit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Decadent style
    -two shots of olive oil
    -three slice of fois gras
    -one oyster
    -a sip of white wine
    -forty hamburgers
    -one toast embedded with a thin sheet of marmite.
    Decadance is something i am no longer permitted to do. She's even bnned my kebab/pizza consumption.

    oysters/oil/fois gras/wine is accessable.

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    see if there's a local running club or any sort group fitness classes near to you and then kill them and eat their brains, by doing this you'll obviously inherit all their physical and mental strengths

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    see if there's a local running club or any sort group fitness classes near to you and then kill them and eat their brains, by doing this you'll obviously inherit all their physical and mental strengths
    Most of the foreigners here are over weight Americans. I want to gain weight, not die of a heart attack. Though killing a few makes me tingle...

    The locals are underfed. What's a Brit to do?

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    putting on weight was difficult for me before i ate peanut butter and cheese sandwiches

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    Fast food, nuts (no, not penises), oily foods like fries and pizza, lots of cake, and any foods with lots of calories and fat that you can burn will do the trick. To really build muscles, go to the gym every OTHER day and lift weights. On the days you don't go to the gym, do 3 mile runs - they only take like 20 minutes MAX.

    On extremely humid days, just go to the gym and don't run. Bring 2 bottles of Gatorade with you when running.

    Oh, and having lot of sweaty sex helps as well.
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    No Whining

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    Strength training, steroids, Creatine, and McDonalds ? It wont help you, until you find a cure for the bad aids, however.


    -bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by FalconsSB View Post
    Fast food, nuts (no, not penises), oily foods like fries and pizza, lots of cake, and any foods with lots of calories and fat that you can burn will do the trick. To really build muscles, go to the gym every OTHER day and lift weights. On the days you don't go to the gym, do 3 mile runs - they only take like 20 minutes MAX.

    On extremely humid days, just go to the gym and don't run. Bring 2 bottles of Gatorade with you when running.

    What's your time in the three mile, lad?


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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    What's your time in the three mile, lad?


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    Around 20 minutes.. I'm a track runner, actually..
    I'm a sprinting (doing 100meter, 200meter, and 55meter dashes), but I also did cross country for a while. I usually run a mile each day, but that's cuz I'm lazy. My best 1 mile was 5:41, 2 mile was 11:56 (4 seconds under the cut-off line for Soccer tryouts at my school), and I've never timed 3 mile runs
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    Quote Originally Posted by FalconsSB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    What's your time in the three mile, lad?


    -bd
    Around 20 minutes.. I'm a track runner, actually..
    I'm a sprinting (doing 100meter, 200meter, and 55meter dashes), but I also did cross country for a while. I usually run a mile each day, but that's cuz I'm lazy. My best 1 mile was 5:41, 2 mile was 11:56 (4 seconds under the cut-off line for Soccer tryouts at my school), and I've never timed 3 mile runs
    Not, bad. I ran the two mile in 10:54. (back in the day)
    Now, it would take me about a day.

    I was a crap sprinter.


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