I'm not especially fond of the bride or groom. However, their booze is perfectly
fine. FTW
-bd
Long live Hissyfit
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I'm not especially fond of the bride or groom. However, their booze is perfectly
fine. FTW
-bd
*haircut
My sis's wedding is next weekend. Too many alcoholics in the family - there will be no booze.
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Long live Hissyfit
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Harry, skip the wedding and go directly to the reception.
-bd
*haircut
That's harsh. It'd make my sister cry. Is that what you want?
Not particularly fond of wedding ceremonies tho' been to five and I'm only 19. It's too much.
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Long live Hissyfit
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I don't know your sister...so your points moot. However, if your sister is the decent type, I certainly wouldn't recommend it.
Just bring booze in a flask.
/fixed
-bd
Macula.Lutea.
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weddings = opportune time to fornicateOriginally Posted by Hairbautt
Why focus on booze alone when you can focus on tipsy bridesmaids as well
"However awkwardly they might navigate the outside world, over the board they were killers." - NYT
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It's not an either/or situation. (they usually go hand in hand)
-bd
Macula.Lutea.
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I suppose. Although the way Hairbautt seems dismayed about the amount of wedding he's been to, fair to say he only got to enjoy the booze part. Am I right or am i right?
"However awkwardly they might navigate the outside world, over the board they were killers." - NYT
*haircut
At weddings, women are vunerable therefore easy.
Let's just say after you're done with'em they still have marriage/commitment/relationship on their mind.
Not to mention what booze does to even the ugliest of brods.
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As bd said, bring a flask, or better yet do what I do.
Bring a bottle of Makers Mark and leave it in the truck/car.
Order coke from server, return to vehicle, pour out half of said cola, top off with alcohol, stagger back inside.
Then find yourself a "cougar" and make return trips to the car together.
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That's harsh. It'd make my sister cry. Is that what you want? 
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