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    "Once I'm officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."


    - Dwight Schrute (The Office)




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    "Homer Simpson, you are hereby found guilty of attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery.

    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    "Ok now guys, we're about to enter a warehouse environment now. I'll just warn you that some of the people in here will be working class. So there may be some arse cleavage. Just find a partner, hold hands and don't talk to anyone."

    - Tim (The British Office)

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    All I wanted was to make the world a better place... and to make an assload of money.

    - Sparks, Sealab 2021

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    Dolphins: one of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No! But they *wish* they did. That's how smart they are!"

    -Tom Servo (MST3K)

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    [sung to the tune of Jingle Bells] Dolphin meat! Dolphin meat! Nature's greatest treat! Oh what fun, it is to eat That damn, damn dolphin meat!

    - Marco (Sealab 2021)

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    Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

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    Ned: Are fireworks legal in Mexico?
    Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.

    -South Park



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    GEORGE: I must say it's rather strange, Blackadder. Why would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
    BLACKADDER: I think it's you he was trying to kill, sir.
    GEORGE: Oh, hogwash. How could you possibly think that?
    BLACKADDER: Well, my suspicions were first aroused by his use of the words "death to the stupid prince."

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    Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
    Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

    -30 Rock

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