Quotes - From The Boob Tube...

[Sextent]

RICK: Neil, is it really necessary to have the light on when you're in the bath?
NEIL: Well, yeah.
RICK: Why, what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?

The Young Ones

[brotherdoobie]

Gina: [Gina's boyfriend Martin is in a coma] Kiss me right in front of him.
Jerry: I can't. What if he wakes up.
Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him. What kind of a man are you?
Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.


-Seinfeld

[Gripper]

"Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed!"
--Julia Sugarbaker, Designing Women


You may be immortal but I can still do damage. How'd you like to spend eternity in 5 pieces?"
--Xena, Xena: Warrior Princess


"There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship...and never abandon a member of your crew."
--Captain Katherine Janeway, Star Trek Voyager


"I'm from England, the country that used to own you people."
--Daphne Moon , Frasier

[brotherdoobie]

Daniel Desario: I wrote out some Ramones songs.
Nick Andopolis: The Ramones? They only use like three chords
Daniel Andopolis: So? I'll learn another one.

-Freaks And Geeks

[popopot]

Mike: Neil, it is very rare you interest me, but today you have. Why do you keep coming in here, carrying a cake, and saying surprise?
Neil: It's my birthday.
Mike: Now you knew that anyway, and we don't care, so where's the surprise?

- The Young Ones.

[brotherdoobie]

Groundskeeper Willie: Ach Wendel. Tis a mighty puddle of puke.
Wendell: I'm sorry.
Groundskeeper Willie: That's all right lad. You reminded me of why I got into this work in the first place.

-The Simpsons