Quotes - From The Boob Tube...

[brotherdoobie]

"Once I'm officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."


- Dwight Schrute (The Office)

[Chip Monk]

"Homer Simpson, you are hereby found guilty of attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery.

[brotherdoobie]

"Ok now guys, we're about to enter a warehouse environment now. I'll just warn you that some of the people in here will be working class. So there may be some arse cleavage. Just find a partner, hold hands and don't talk to anyone."

- Tim (The British Office)

[Cheese]

All I wanted was to make the world a better place... and to make an assload of money.

- Sparks, Sealab 2021

[brotherdoobie]

Dolphins: one of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No! But they *wish* they did. That's how smart they are!"

-Tom Servo (MST3K)

[Cheese]

[sung to the tune of Jingle Bells] Dolphin meat! Dolphin meat! Nature's greatest treat! Oh what fun, it is to eat That damn, damn dolphin meat!

- Marco (Sealab 2021)

[Sextent]

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

David Brent The Office

[brotherdoobie]

Ned: Are fireworks legal in Mexico?
Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.

-South Park



-bd

[Sextent]

GEORGE: I must say it's rather strange, Blackadder. Why would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
BLACKADDER: I think it's you he was trying to kill, sir.
GEORGE: Oh, hogwash. How could you possibly think that?
BLACKADDER: Well, my suspicions were first aroused by his use of the words "death to the stupid prince."

[brotherdoobie]

Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

-30 Rock