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    If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow

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    > Eyewitness accounts.

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    > America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i just

    > ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

    >

    > Glasgow "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good

    > boot, then decked him"

    >

    > America:” I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I

    > thought i was gonna die"

    >

    > Glasgow:” here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

    >

    > America:” there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we

    > didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

    >

    > Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

    >

    > America:” We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and

    > was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran

    > for my life"

    >

    > Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae

    > even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot

    > to the baws"

    >

    > America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was

    > gonna die"

    >

    > Glasgow:” There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it

    > wis like that"

    >

    > America:” I’m too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"

    >

    > Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be

    > oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

    >

    > & finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these are

    > real)

    > John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer asked

    > "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow

    > we'll just set about you"

    > John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy and

    > he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some

    > other guy banjoed him" !
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    well people in glasgow are probably used to seeing burnt out cars, like

    As long as I've got a face
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    On the news the other day they had an eye-witness account from some guy whose mate heard something about a car crash in Glasgow. True story.

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    No way, that's mad talk.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow

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    > Eyewitness accounts.

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    > America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about,
    Americans wouldn't say it like that. They would say "he was running around"

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    If Eye Witness gets an account here, we'll just ban him.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx View Post
    If Eye Witness gets an account here, we'll just ban him.
    :drumthing:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow

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    > Eyewitness accounts.

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    > America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about,
    Americans wouldn't say it like that. They would say "he was running around"
    You think it might be made up.

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    Canadians would say he was running aboot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent View Post
    Canadians would say he was running aboot.
    no i wouldn't

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