oh ffs

[Mr. Mulder]

was driving home and my fucking exhaust fell off!1

was going fine then i heard something dragging on the floor and then the car started sounding well loud so i pulled over to have a look and the fucking things just hanging off!!!!!!111!!1~`1

if its not the timing belt or the front tires or the brake lights or the passenger side door or the hand brake which doesn't work or the radio its the fucking exhaust, i had to get out and go all basil fawlty on its arse

kwik fit was near by so i went there and they said two parts with long names had broken and they'd need to order them in and it would cost £380 cos they don't make my car anymore and parts need to be ordered in, the car isn't even worth that much and they were liek yeah it rly sux

so then just now i went round the garage thats near to me and they had the parts in stock and it cost £110, still money i don't have

fucking thing

[Gripper]

Moral-Kwik fit are rip off merchants.
Buy a bike.

[Proper Bo]

Want to buy a 2.0i 98 mondeo glx? No mot or tax, 60k on the engine (100k on teh clock)

£100 ono

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe, depends how much grippers selling his bike for

[Mr. Mulder]

might just get a new car and pay weekly or something

[Snee]

Kill them all.

[Mr. Mulder]

wouldn't eat their smelly brains though

[Proper Bo]

might just get a new car and pay weekly or something

don't buy a new car, evar (unless you've got shiteloads of monies to piss away). get one that's like a year old and in good condition for loiyke half the price.

[Mr. Mulder]

might just get a new car and pay weekly or something

don't buy a new car, evar (unless you've got shiteloads of monies to piss away). get one that's like a year old and in good condition for loiyke half the price.

reading the adds in the paper they all do seem to be a year old and liek 20 quid a week

[jimbo12345]

when I worked at AutoTrader, I did this charity thing which could help u(I stole the idea from Top Gear).

Most larger car dealers/supermarkets do "part-exchange". Now, some of these they can resell, many of them they can't due to:

a) It's not road-worthy and costs more to fix than they can resell for.
b) Such shite cars on forecourt damages their company image.

Now, these cars they usually send to an auctions, or to scrap yards. What we did for charity purposes was ask the dealers to sell the shite, but road-worthy, cars to us for a pound, and we'd put them in the Trader for a few hundred etc/ any offer. All cash went to our charity.

Now,i suggest you go to a dealer/supermarket, and ask them if they have any such cars around. Most will, and will want rid as they are taking up space. Tell them it needs to be taxable/ MOT passed/passable(as Top Gear did).
I bet you'll be able to pick up a car for next to nothing, just a case of taxing it, registering it in your name.

My mate in the UK always does this. He's had mini's, some cool little things motors and a few classics. Granted, they won't last forever, but better than your current situation. I guess you're in Canada or a Yank, so maybe this won't work there, but anything, amusing as it is, is better than this: