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    Two blind pilots board the plane wearing dark glasses. One is using
    a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a
    cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter
    the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.

    The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
    sign that this is just a little practical joke. No one is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
    sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
    water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the
    plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The
    passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat
    into their magazines, secure in the know ledge that the plane is in good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
    "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
    we're all gonna die."
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    That's just stupid. :/

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    I like it!
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    haha that's a decent joke
    In space no one can hear you scream.
    In cyber space no one can see your man-boobs.

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    haha...nice joke man!

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