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    In an airplane that was about to crash were five people, and just four parachutes.
    The first passanger steps forward and says:
    "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best basketball player in the world, the NBA and all the fans need me. So, I can't die". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
    The second passanger is Hillary Clinton who steps forward and says: "I'm the wife of an ex-president, a senator and one day I might run for president. I can't die!". She grabs a parachute and jumps.
    The third passanger, George W. Bush steps forward and says: "I'm the president of the US. I have the great responsibility of running a super power. I'm the most daring and brilliant president in history. The american people can't afford to lose me!". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
    The fourth passanger is the Pope, who turns to the fifth passanger (a 10 year old girl in a school uniform) and says: "I'm an old and weak man. I don't have much longer to live. As a catholic I shall let you have the last parachute my child."
    The little girl smiles and says: "There is no problem. There's still a parachute left for me, and another for you. The most brilliant president in history took my school backpack."

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    Oh how I wish that situation would happen in reality!


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    HAHAHAHHA that shyt was funny
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    Lame...

    This is a rip from a blonde joke

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    Blonde...George W. Bush...what's the difference?


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    On a similar vein:

    George Michael and Gary Glitter are on a plane with two hundred schoolkids.

    The pilot unfortunately dies of a heart attack, leaving them all doomed to crash.

    George and Gary look around for parachutes, but can only find two.

    George says "Come on, let's go use these parachutes - may as well save our skins".

    Gary replies "What about the kids!"

    George snorts "Fuck the kids!"

    Gary's eyes light up, then he frowns and says:

    "Do you think we have time?"

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    pedophile...

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    lol seen lots of versions of that particular joke.

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