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    A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman
    may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
    store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
    attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
    choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
    back down except to exit the building.

    So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
    than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

    So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
    further up?" And up she goes again.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
    looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
    and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
    tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
    another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
    help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy
    me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to
    the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
    men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you bitches are
    impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and
    have a nice day.

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    Crystyan16's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25
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    lol.....but very true what the last sign says

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    nom nom nom BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    hahaha so true.
    In space no one can hear you scream.
    In cyber space no one can see your man-boobs.

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    haha

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    lol, thats too damn funny, and true

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