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Thread: Homer Simpson Quote

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    Just thought i would post a Homer Simpson Quote that makes me laugh every time i hear it...

    Bart: "Why do we need church shoes? Jesus wore sandals."
    Homer: "Well, maybe they wouldn't have caught him if he had better arch support."

    thats sum funny shit...


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    best one -

    The family is watching coverage of people making the last minute mailing of their tax forms. Homer goes ___

    "What idiots, i payed my last year". Then there is just silence.
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    yeah thats a funny 1

    another 1 that makes me laugh

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    I reckon the best one is were Homer & Bart have to look after the stand for those carrnies then Officer Wiggum comes along asking for some money because the game is corrupt. Wiggum is only I was wondering if my friend Mr Bribe is around here somewhere and Homer doesn&#39;t have a clue and goes he is Bart&#33; LMFAO then when the carrnies come back they say why didn&#39;y you give him a bribe and Homer goes I was trying but the chance never came up&#33;

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    Naa&#33; The funniest is:- Homer drops the last peanut under the couch and when looking for it he finds &#036;20 and says "Awww&#33; 20 dollars.....but I wanted apeanut "
    Homers brain "With 20 dollars you can buy lots of peanuts"
    Homer "Explain How??"

    That&#39;s some funny stuff man&#33;&#33;&#33;

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    Homers brain "With 20 dollars you can buy lots of peanuts"
    It&#39;s always fun when Homer are having a conversation with his brain

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    The one that gets me the most is when homer was pretending to be mr.burns and he went to the post office to pick up one of his packages:


    homer- "I&#39;m here to pick up a package for Mr.Burns"

    post office dude- "Ok Mr.Burns, whats your first name."

    homer- "I don&#39;t know"

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    how bout this one

    Moe: Hey whats your name?

    Homer: Homer

    Moe: Hey man i didnt want your hole life story

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    oh and this one its also at the bar


    Lenny: who is this mr. x guy?

    Karl: yeah he&#39;s pretty cool.

    Homer: Maybe he&#39;s closer that you think.

    Lenny: Hey are you Mr, x homer?

    Karl: yeah well are you

    Homer: No.....(sly voice) ooorr am i?

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    Originally posted by Reggies19@19 June 2003 - 00:57
    The one that gets me the most is when homer was pretending to be mr.burns and he went to the post office to pick up one of his packages:


    homer- "I&#39;m here to pick up a package for Mr.Burns"

    post office dude- "Ok Mr.Burns, whats your first name."

    homer- "I don&#39;t know"
    lol
    i dont know my last name

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