Homer Simpson Quote

[Rip The Jacker]

This one cracks me up, I don't remember it too well though, I think it went like this....

Kent Brokman on TV: Now to discuss the more un-intelligent people of Springfeild. The kind of people who say things like "Ohhhh Yea!" and "Come over here!"
Homer: *Waves Fist* Ohhhh Yea! Bart come over here!
Bart: You come over here!
Homer: *Waves Fist* Ohhhh Yea!

[Shareef]

i cant remember this one i think homer is falling and he is like save me "jevus"

[Locomariachi]

correction on that last one he says "save me jebus" but funnie none the less.

my line is where bart and lisa get uniforms, but before they walkin he's talking to Lenny on the phone.

Homer: "yeah Lenny, that team last night really sucked, I mean yeah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks i've ever seen suck before."

[DarkBlizzard]

" Do'h " - My favorite homer simpison quote lol...

[monolithDD]

try these gems

Quick, make something up
- I have a small part in a broadway play, its not much, but its a start
Braaa vo. *slow clapping

clown college? you cant eat that

marge, wheres the.,, digger thing, you use... to eat

boy if you want something in this world you have to work for it, now quiet they are about to announce the lottery numbers

i am so smart, i am so smart, s m r t...

come here boy ill mace you good

lisa: dad is there something wrong with me?\
h: yes there is honey
list: well what can i do?
h: take all that anger and bottle it up nice and tight, then release it at an appropriate time, like remember when daddy hit the referee with the whiskey bottle?

oh no, ive gone back in time! -leading to- if marge marries him, then ill never be born!

or the lovely piece of wisdom
- two wrongs make a right lisa

[Reggies19]

I loved the part when sideshow bob was trying to kill bart and they had to switch their last names and mo. i dont remember what the last name was but it went like this

FBI AGENT- Ok Homer. When I stomp on your foot and say, "Hello Mr.Thompson", you nod and say yes, got it?

Homer- Gotcha!

FBI AGENT- Hello Mr. Thompson (stomps foot).

Homer- (looks over to the guy sitting next to him) I think he's talking to you!

[wienerschnitzel]

What were the three peices of advice that homer gave to bart right before he thought he was going to die?

I don't remember but I know they were funny

please help me