Phew !

[Lilmiss]

just remind me in the morning! he was meant to be picking up the new harry potter book for me and coming round, but it looks like im not getting a new book, and he's getting a thick ear.

/me growls really loudly.

anyways....

ho-hum.

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 01:00
just remind me in the morning! he was meant to be picking up the new harry potter book for me and coming round, but it looks like im not getting a new book, and he's getting a thick ear.

/me growls really loudly.

anyways....

ho-hum.

Sounds like you're having a bad night, would you like to hear a joke to cheer you up!!!

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

im ok, just really miffed he made me wait up all this time, and isnt even coming now.
but yes please. in fact, if you have a spare 50 jokes lying around, that might be helpful. (or a spare b/f for the night? )

i havent heard a good joke for ages though.

oh;

"what does a dwarf get when he walks under a ladies skirt?"
"a clit round the ear"

[Curley]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@21 June 2003 - 02:12
Sounds like you're having a bad night, would you like to hear a joke to cheer you up!!!

Jonno B)

No lilmiss you don't.....
It'll be about something green and ard

[Buffalo]

Ignor Curley! She's just miffed she got 1000 posts and is now old

OK here goes!!

Sorry if this is crued!!!

A guy wakes up on his 40th b-day and looks in the mirror and thinks "I look good"
He goes shopping, into the butchers
Butcher "you look happy today?"
Man "It's my b-day, how old dya think I am?"
Butcher "32!"
Man "cool! you made me happier, I'm 40"
Butcher "wow, you look good"

He then goes to the offie

Offie lady "you look happy today?"
Man "It's my b-day, how old dya think I am?"
Offie lady "29!"
Man "cool! you made me happier, I'm 40""
Offie lady "wow, you look good"

He then goes to get the bus after several more compliments, at the bus station is old Vera!

Old Vera ""you look happy today?"
Man "It's my b-day, how old dya think I am?"
Old Vera "I don't know but if you let me play with ya willy till the bus comes I'll tell ya exactly!

He thinks for a mo and says
"Ok, but only cos I'm curious"

So! for the next few mins Old Vera is doing just that!

The bus is comming!

Old Vera takes her hand away and says
"You're 40"

The man looked amazed and says
"Wow you can tell that from playing with my willy??"

Old Vera replies "No! I was standing behind you in the butchers"

Sorry it's a bit long but there you go!!

Jonno B)

[Curley]

Heard it before........... but still

[Lilmiss]

thanks. you will need to try harder than that though!

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 01:45


thanks. you will need to try harder than that though!

OK!

Pre statement!! This is in no way aimed to offend anyone and if a mod wishes to delete I have no probs!!


An English guy is stood having a wee in a pub bog, when in comes an Jamaican guy and proceeds next to him.
The English guy look s over and says
"Hey you got a tatoo on yours to, it's the same as mine, it says Wendy"
The other guy says (stretching it out&#33
"No man! mine says 'welcome to jamaica, have a nice day'"

Hope that's better, cos all the guys (including me) just crossed their legs

Jonno B)

[Some_Geezer]

Originally posted by lilmiss@21 June 2003 - 01:45


thanks. you will need to try harder than that though!

this might might make you laugh.....

The first time I took LSD I was at a rave and I saw this girl, full of confidence I went over to talk to her.
I took a cig out and lit it but it did'nt light properly..I did'nt realise and continued to inhale and breath out smoke from a unlit cig for about 10 minutes.

I was mortified when she held up a lighter and said "Would you like me to light that for you"..

:">

[Lilmiss]

aww, thanks guys. just off the phone to him, and we are gonna have "that" talk tomorrow. and im shitting it. so keep the jokes, quips, n stories coming. im gonna need a good laugh!