Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
> > They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a
> > detour and do their business behind a headstone or something.
> >
> > One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take
off
> > her
> > panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was
> > wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers
> > but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was
> > on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
> >
> > They both stumbled off home.
> > The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
> > "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last
> > night without her panties."
> >
> > "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
> > between
> > her arse that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never
> > forget you'."
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