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    clocker's Avatar Shovel Ready
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    Mar 2003
    Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
    > > They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a
    > > detour and do their business behind a headstone or something.
    > >
    > > One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take
    > > her
    > > panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was
    > > wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers
    > > but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was
    > > on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
    > >
    > > They both stumbled off home.
    > > The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
    > > "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last
    > > night without her panties."
    > >
    > > "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
    > > between
    > > her arse that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never
    > > forget you'."
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    vivitron 15's Avatar Poster
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    Jan 2003
    North East England, UK
    Shit man, I gotta bump this

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Nov 2002
    Oh, please...
    They&#39;re all the same. huh?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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