Famous Last Posts

[the_faceman]

Faceman....Can't Breathe!....Ohhh No......Ooooooo!


(you'd need to have seen the particular episode of The Simpsons with Duff Man in it to get it)

[RGX]

I like that faceman

[Guillaume]

" What? You call that a bright, heavenly light? " Then keep asking St Peter for a refund...

[vivitron 15]

If you were to be on the board, eating refreshers and someone made you laugh, to such an extent that you popped your clogs, what would you want your last post to be

hmmmm, refreshers D'oh Arrgh

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Illuminati@25 June 2003 - 18:51
Well, as I kinda like to have an edge, here'd be my final entry (If it looks familiar, I take inspiration of it from Simon Cowell & Gollum).

Well that's it - I knew you'd all f***ing kill me. Now it looks like it's happened. I'd ask you guys to help, but you're all b***dy useless anyway.

Time to wrap it up; I wish I could say it's been fun - It wasn't. I'm not gonna thank anyone because I honestly can't think of anything good about it - Rat Faced having to be unique (a moderator with a conscience), Bender for being Bender, Lamsey for editing every other g***amn post of mine, and jetje for doing f*** all. And VB & Paul, our loving administrators...Who the F**K do you think you are, you f***ing hacks! Give JPaul the goddamn control - This place needs someone edgy to blow the damn board up!

YOU'RE ALL B***ARDS! K-LITE SUCKS! Get eMule, BitTorrent or Soulseek - Just not K-Lite! I HATE YOU ALL!

(shakes his head) Now that the bad stuff&#39;s out of the way, time for the praise - I&#39;d like to thank <drops dead>

DISCLAIMER - The contents of this post do not reflect the accurate opinion of Illuminati. This so-called "final post" is satirical for the sake of comedy. Any dodgy changes to it are the result of the moderators. Yeah, that&#39;s it. It&#39;s all the moderator&#39;s fault - They&#39;re framing me&#33;

FURTHER DISCLAIMER - The words in the disclaimer are not meant to attack the moderators. They are good at their jobs and Illuminati respects them. If you take any of the post seriously, then you quite frankly deserved to be offended due to your obvious stupidity&#33;

MUCH FURTHER DISCLAIMER - The words in the further disclaimer...Ah, forget it&#33;

I believe that Michael Moore deserves credit there, as you are parodying a parody of him.