Don't read if you still want to read the latest Harry Potter book.

[Sextent]

Can I let you in on the real secret. The Harry Potter books are for weans.

Read The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.

[Skweeky]

I started reading those ones but I didn't really enjoy it so I stopped.

Maybe I was a wee bit too young for it

[Barbarossa]

OK then, potterheads...

How does the sword of Gryffindor get from the Goblin who ran off with it at the Gringotts raid, to be drawn from the Sorting Hat by Neville Longbottom near the end of the story.

Spoiler above


You may claim that "the sword will always come to the true heir of Gryffindor in his hour of need, blah blah blah", but I say Rowling fucked up...

[Cheese]

Can I let you in on the real secret. The Harry Potter books are for weans.

Read The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.

The Gap Series is better.