Mars Bar Smoking

**Proper Bo** · 06-22-2003, 01:48 PM

Can anyone work out a way to smoke a mars bar?

I have my critics, but with me as my witless, i vow to do it!

**crazy_billy_bats** · 06-22-2003, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@22 June 2003 - 13:48
Can anyone work out a way to smoke a mars bar?

as i said in the other thread, no you fool.

It'd turn into mush.

Ive eaten a battered mars bar once tho.

**fugley** · 06-22-2003, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@22 June 2003 - 13:48
Can anyone work out a way to smoke a mars bar?

YOu could try dousing it in petrol first before ignition. But be a good laddy and use the unleaded stuff so as to show consideration for the enviroment.

Hope dat elps

**Proper Bo** · 06-22-2003, 01:54 PM

wouldn't i just get wasted off the petrol fumes though?

**BROCKSTER** · 06-22-2003, 01:55 PM

oooooh wot was the battered one like?

**Lilmiss** · 06-22-2003, 01:55 PM

bo, i'd like to smoke your brain. just to see if it had any effect on me.

probably just make my spelling worse though.

agree's with cbb, "you fool"

**Illuminati** · 06-22-2003, 01:55 PM

The only way I can see is - Crush it down into a liquid, use something (e.g. one of those solution-seperating spinning centrefuge machines famously found in labs) to seperate the liquid from it, and roll the resulting powder up.

Or you could feed a marajuana plant nothing but liquidified Mars bars and then smoke the leaves from that - Then you get the best of both worlds

"Party in the head, Party in the head!"

**Proper Bo** · 06-22-2003, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 June 2003 - 14:55
bo, i'd like to smoke your brain. just to see if it had any effect on me.
probably just make my spelling worse though.

agree's with cbb, "you fool"

you'd be on for a while.....looking for it.
Me speel bab??