What do you think about courtesy flushes?

[Barbarossa]

I think it's about flushing after each dropping, so to minimize smells.

Apparently, they don't have air fresheners in merkinland.

[Biggles]

I am baffled as to what this is about. If the one has filled the bowl then it seems natural and normal to flush it away. That is the purpose of a flushing toilet. If you don't then it is an old fashioned cess pit with seat (and, I am pretty sure, flies).

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...courtesy+flush

I think it's a merkin thing

Ah toilet embarrassment - yup I think it is a Merkin thing.

I recall working in a hotel during a Uni summer break and being asked for a "comfort station" by a Merkin lady. I had never heard of such a thing but from her agitated state I guessed her desire. However, I hung out until she said toilet. I still have vaguely guilty feelings over that piece of petty cruelty

[Virtualbody1234]

I only do it if it really stinks or there's visitors/im at someone's house.

What he said.

Otherwise, if I'm on the pot, I'll stink up the place real good.

The best thing for shit smell after being on the pot is lighting a match. I have no idea why but the shit smell is gone.

Just pray there's no explosion.

Boom!!!

[Skweeky]

Are they embarassed cuz their poo smells?

[Busyman™]

Don't you silly merkins have air fresheners

Of course we do. Normally, at home, I don't do a courtesy flush. Wifey and my 6 year old can catch all dat azz stinkz.

Again, it's like what tesco said. If I'm over another person's house or have company then I courtesy flush. It doesn't get rid of the shit smell totally but
altogether:

courtesy flush every two logs or so (shit smell won't marinate)
strike a match (gets rid of shit smell entirely)
air freshener (covers up shit smell and/or lit match a bit)
bathroom fan (to 'elp suck that shit smell right outta dere)

is the most one can do.

Air fresheners just make it smell like shit swathed on flowers but I guess it's better than pure shit smell.

[Skweeky]

Yeah but roses really smell like poooo-oooo-oooooooh

[Busyman™]

Oust maybe?

Great so then it'll be shit smell and oust.

I lurves going into teh bathroom and getting that shoust smell.

[Barbarossa]

1. improve your diet. your shit won't smell so bad.
2. stop wasting water, you fucking greedy bastards.

that is all.

[Busyman™]

Are they embarassed cuz their poo smells?

We just don't like funking up someone's bathroom or funking up our own when company comes over.

We are very comforting of our visitors. When have them over for dinner we want them to eats to their heart's content and be comfortable. At cookouts we survez the alcohol so everyone can be relaxed.

Our home is a showplace.

[manker]

Bet you don't show them the wank-pit.