What do you think about courtesy flushes?

[Busyman™]

because it says so in the advert.

oic

[manker]

I don't think it does say so in the advert - I think the advert states that Oust is different from other air-fresheners because it neutralises the odour, rather than masking it.

[manker]

Oh, so you've done out the wank-pit so now it's a receptacle for expected guests, rather than an oratory for onanism.

Did she make you do it.

Hell man, they came down there right after my knee was surgered.

I was down there hemmed up and had a Superbowl party ffs.

Whoa! I bet it stank down there.

Considering you were laid up after being surgered <sic>, I imagine that your missus did the clean-up job before your mates popped over.

Either that or you sent out for some Oust and did a few courtesy sprays before the lads arrived

[Barbarossa]

what manker said.

EDIT: The post before the post above

[Skweeky]

Exactly, I never said it's not an airfreshener.
But I use it and it does actually work.
Usually when you use air fresheners you get this odd smell that still kinda contains the bad smell. The Oust stuff actually does take it away.

I never said it doesn't contain chemicals, it doesn't say that in the ad either.

Etheric oil is quite effective as well

[Busyman™]

Exactly, I never said it's not an airfreshener.
But I use it and it does actually work.
Usually when you use air fresheners you get this odd smell that still kinda contains the bad smell. The Oust stuff actually does take it away.

I never said it doesn't contain chemicals, it doesn't say that in the ad either.

Etheric oil is quite effective as well

I find that Oust is Shoust and is no different than any other air freshener.

Oh and that air freshener neutalizerwhateverthefuck is called Calgon. It totally gets rid of shit smell and it is really a fucking.....body mist.

I'm looking at it right now and had no idea it was body mist. WTF?!

[Skweeky]

It's usually like that...

People here in Scotland have spent ages trying to find a decent midgie repellant.
Avon accidentaly invented it with their 'skin so soft' range, which is actually moisturiser.

Not a midgie in sight if you put that stuff on

[Busyman™]

It's usually like that...

People here in Scotland have spent ages trying to find a decent midgie repellant.
Avon accidentaly invented it with their 'skin so soft' range, which is actually moisturiser.

Not a midgie in sight if you put that stuff on

One spray of this little bottle and no smell. It's Hawaiian Ginger.

ghey

Midgie? Is that a mosquito? I agree. Everyone I know uses Skin So Soft or has the Off! skin wipes.

I've been thinking about getting one of those mosquito killer doohickies.

I think it emit CO2 to attract them then sucks them in. I saw one in action and it was chock full off "midgies".

The damn things are quite expensive though.

[Skweeky]

No, midgies are smaller than mosquitos, they don't make any noise either.
IMO their bites are worse than mosquito bites as they often stay on the body for weeks

They're hard to see with the naked eye because they are so small, but you usually find they operate in swarms.

They're horrible little creatures and typically Scottish

[Skweeky]

A bit like JP