they probebly die from all that oust you've been spraying
I approve and encourage their use.
I don't.
What's a courtesy flush?
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they probebly die from all that oust you've been spraying
Manker's web totty
Midgies don't come inside the house funnily enough.
They prey on camp sites
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exactly
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You must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.Originally Posted by Busyman™
The johnson rests there with the tissue as a buffer so it doesn't touch the inside of bowl or hang in the water.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Manker's web totty
/me will send you a bottle full of midgies
effendi
I thought he was saying that he shits into a cereal bowl which is half filled with water.You must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.The johnson rests there with the tissue as a buffer so it doesn't touch the inside of bowl or hang in the water.
It was the only explanation that made sense to me.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Who puts water on their cereal tho'
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
Fair few people soften oats with water, instead of milk, if they're counting calories.Who puts water on their cereal tho'
Mulder told me.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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pooves.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Use Logic Or STFU!
No idjit. If you sit on the toilet teh tip of the cawk will either touch the inside of the bowl (the inside curve part) or it curves a little less and is one of the shorter bowls, it can touch the water.You must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.The johnson rests there with the tissue as a buffer so it doesn't touch the inside of bowl or hang in the water.
I wedge tissue as a buffer.I don't wanna hold my cawk. I'm reading teh paper, stupid.
I fucking shudder anytime the tip of my cawk touches the water or bowl.
It makes me wanna take a vaccine, a regimen of antibiotics, and douse my cawk in hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, bleach, ammonia, witch hazel then light a match.
Last edited by Busyman™; 07-24-2007 at 07:51 PM.
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I don't wanna hold my cawk. I'm reading teh paper, stupid.
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