So, I was at a Reggae concert, Eek-A-Mouse to be precise. Some drunken twadger was in front of me, trying to dance and he kept falling backwards on to me. So I nicely helped him up 3 or 4 times. Suddenly on the 4th or 5th time he turns, mutters something like... 'ya startin?' then swings a punch and a headbutt at me. I moved out the way to let him flail and I said 'mate, you can't do this at a frikkin reggae concert'. He ignored me and aimed another punch, as he swung I saw a fist come out from behind me and connect with his face. He hit the floor pretty hard and was dragged off by his mate. I turned around to see my girlfriend smiling and asking if I'm ok. What a girl, I think I'm in love
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