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    I used to be conceited, but not any more! Now I am perfect.

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    Originally posted by nigel123@25 June 2003 - 09:46
    I used to be conceited, but not any more! Now I am perfect.
    you cant carve rotten wood, my friend

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    If I lie in bed am I telling the truth?

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    Sometimes I lie awake at night in bed and ask, "Is it all worth it?"And then a voice says, "Who are you talking to?" And another voice says, "You mean: to whom are you talking?"And I say, "No wonder I lie awake at night."

    Sometimes I lay awake at night and I ask,"Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take all night."

    Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

    just one more....

    Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,"Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" Then a voice comes out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this, but life is a thousand letter essay."

    Sorry I lied this is the last one...

    I know ther is a lesson to be learned her somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

    and fina-lie ...

    Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Why me?"And the voice says, "Nothing personal your name happened to come up

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    One of the main reason that LCD flat screens are still expensive is that scientists have had great difficulty genetically engineering a flat screen lizard that is as easy to breed as the traditional monitor lizards.

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    This one is a little dfferent.

    Have you heard of the new book from Bill Clinton?

    It's title is. "How to Suckseed in the Whitehouse."

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    hmmmmmmm

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