The Milkman

[tite-wad]

Upon returning home, a man asks his wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub today?"

She gives him a quizzical look.

He states, "They say the milkman has slept with every woman on our block except one!"

The wife replies, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis in No. 23!"

>_<

[PersianBulldog]

[Riddler]

I think that same guy said to his wife that very same night after they stopped fighting : " Honey, I&#39;m gonna make you the happiest woman on earth. "
She said : " Well, I&#39;m gonna miss you. "

[dfhsfgjdgjdg]

"I was a fool when I married you"
"Yeah, but I was in love and I didn&#39;t notice"

[theprisoner]