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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Once George Bush Jr. visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident".

    Then he said, "Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"

    A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car."

    Bush says, "No, that would be an accident. Can anyone else try?"

    A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff."

    Bush says, "No, that would be a great loss. Come on, anyone else?"

    A boy raises his hand and says and says, "If you and Mrs. Bush was on a plane and it blew up."

    Then Bush says, "Well, Yes, but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?"

    And the little boy says, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't have been a great loss."

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    Ha!
    That's a smart little boy.

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    Nice joke

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    Rofl...

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    MaaxHimself's Avatar Borat Sagdiyev BT Rep: +9BT Rep +9
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    LOL...Good one

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    i heard it different, but funny

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    SAM's Avatar Fst philosopher BT Rep: +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50
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    that's great joke

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    great

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