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Thread: Older Women Aren't Dumb

  1. #1
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    Mar 2003
    An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep
    her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched.

    Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog. As she
    walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her, then
    whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry."

    The old lady figured what the heck as she hadn't found anything else. So she
    bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road, the frog
    whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be sorry."

    The old lady figured what the heck and kissed the frog. Immediately the
    frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy handsome, young prince. Then
    the prince kissed her back, and guess what the old lady turned into?

    Come on, guess.........

    The first motel she could find. She's old, not dead!

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Oh, please...
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin


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