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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    My Dad sent me this-


    Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take
    any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
    only one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002 winners:

    INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
    realize it was your money to start with.

    REINTARNATION: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    GIRAFFITI: Vandalism painted very, very high.

    SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
    person who doesn't get it.

    INOCULATTE: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)

    KARMAGEDDON: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
    really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
    serious bummer.

    GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.

    DOPELER EFFECT: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
    they come at you rapidly.

    AND...the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

    IGNORANUS: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Skankophillia: Someone who only copulates with trashy members of thier sexual preference.

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    Originally posted by insanebassman@26 June 2003 - 14:33
           

    Skankophillia: Someone who only copulates with trashy members of thier sexual preference.


    Yes-yes!

    I have a few:

    DISSTATUSFACTION: The result of liberal efforts to foment class envy.

    OSTEOFEROCIOUS: Used to describe women who have no trouble at all getting their "back" up.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Then ther is:

    Fecaloratitus: The inability of an individual to stop talking shit.

    Cranialrectitus:Having ones head up ones ass perpetually.

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    Originally posted by insanebassman@26 June 2003 - 17:36


    Then ther is:

    Fecaloratitus: The inability of an individual to stop talking shit.

    Cranialrectitus:Having ones head up ones ass perpetually.
    Just so-

    You got it, IBM.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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