Pssst... Skweeky In Here...

[Skweeky]

You can start with a full body massage with some nice oil, and get me glass of non-alcoholic champagne while you're doing useful stuff

[Seedler]

You can start with a full body massage with some nice oil, and get me glass of non-alcoholic champagne while you're doing useful stuff

Aren't you married

[thewizeard]

You can start with a full body massage with some nice oil, and get me glass of non-alcoholic champagne while you're doing useful stuff

Aren't you married

How can bd get you a glass of Champers while he is massaging you or doing other useful stuff?

@ Seedler don't ask stupid questions or should I ask you "Aren't you stupid?"

It's silly asking questions one already knows the answers to...

[Skweeky]

Well, he would have to get everything ready to give me the massage, so whilst he's doing that, he can get me a glass of champers. Duh

And yeah I'm married but erm... well... let's say that I consider myself a free spirit.
Eventhough my husband doesn't