Gay Sex - Now Fully Legal?

[clocker]

If you will rid us of Alanis Morrisette and Alex Trebec I will personally send you all the Black Jack you can handle.

[balamm]

Alex Trebec - no problem!

Alanis Morrisette -


NO!

You got her, she's yours now lol

(skanky, nasty... yuck)

[clocker]

Sorry.

All or nothing.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by balamm+29 June 2003 - 07:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm &#064; 29 June 2003 - 07:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-clocker@29 June 2003 - 13:08
Also, you guys use the metric system.

Only officially&#33; I personally have no Idea what a kilometre(the proper french spelling) looks like and buying gas is so confusing I have nightmares about it.

Speaking of gas and weapons of minimal destruction, I&#39;ve just pulled a freezer out of storage after 5 years and am about to unleash the nastiest, most noxious substances from within if my demands for cheap bourbon are not met immediately&#33;

ViVa libre le Colombienne du Brittanique&#33;&#33;

(or somethng like that)[/b][/quote]
First, you must decide:

Bourbon, or Jack Daniels? Jack is sour mash, not bourbon; however, your preference (no matter which) is fine with me, as I like Jack or bourbon (Wild Turkey is fine).

As to the problem of frozen precipitate-whether loose snow or packed into "balls", the problem is already being addressed, in the usual under-handed and sneaky ways by the U.S.: Global warming&#33;

Yes, much as our country will become "North Mexico" in a few years, so will Canada (North North Mexico) become a tropical snow-free paradise. Our next step: Hairless Grizzlies and Moose.

These plans can be expedited in the event you forego all things FRENCH.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker@29 June 2003 - 07:41
If you will rid us of Alanis Morrisette and Alex Trebec I will personally send you all the Black Jack you can handle.

You forgot Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.

[WeeMouse]

I like Bryan Adams and Alanis Morisette...but then again, I also like haggis.........

[Rat Faced]

Oats and Barley cooked in a sheeps stomach?

[Lamsey]

Not if you get the veggie variant. And I am reliably informed by many meat-eaters that the veggie variant is nicer too.

[clocker]

Oddly enough, both versions are illegal in Texas.

You are under arrest&#33;

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by clocker@30 June 2003 - 01:35
Oddly enough, both versions are illegal in Texas.

You are under arrest&#33;

Texas legislation applies in Scotland?

Does that mean I can marry my cousin???