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Thread: Blonde Jokes

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Some are old, but funny

    Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
    A: So brunettes can remember them.

    Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
    A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.

    Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
    A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

    Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
    A: The joystick is wet.

    Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
    A: Pick them up off the floor.

    Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
    A: It hurts their teeth.

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    A: Gifted!

    Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
    A: Alone.

    Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
    A: They can't find the zipper.

    Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
    A: She tried to drown it.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
    A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

    Q. why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
    A. because she heard the drinks were on the house.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    AmpeD's Avatar the o'lol factor BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    that joystick one is gross/ lol worthy

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."
    "Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
    Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    direstraits's Avatar Out ta get me BT Rep: +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50BT Rep +50
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    good ones...

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5

    Nice joke

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    tacoflavakiss's Avatar Not My Blood!! BT Rep: +4
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    Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?

    A: Because it said "concentrate."

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    unattended's Avatar White & Nerdy BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
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    Q. How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer?
    A. There is white-out all over the screen.


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