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Memo, what memo?
BT Rep: +5
Some are old, but funny
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
A. because she heard the drinks were on the house.
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08-09-2007, 11:35 PM
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that joystick one is gross/ lol worthy
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08-12-2007, 09:13 AM
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
- I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
- The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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08-14-2007, 05:59 PM
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good ones...
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08-14-2007, 08:12 PM
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HaHa
Nice joke
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08-17-2007, 11:14 PM
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Not My Blood!!
BT Rep: +4
Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?
A: Because it said "concentrate."
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08-22-2007, 03:46 AM
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Q. How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer?
A. There is white-out all over the screen.
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