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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    Well we have heard about the best............
    What is the lamest sex you have ever had?

    In my young and foolish days I took a couple valium and a few viagra
    and was horny for about 14 hours.....but due to the relaxing effects
    of the valium my penis was quite limp sleeping:
    and to make a crude but effective analogy,having sex was like trying to stuff
    a marshmellow into a piggy bank.



    Peace brotherdoobie :">

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    Originally posted by brotherdoobie@30 June 2003 - 01:48
    In my young and foolish days I took a couple valium and a few viagra...
    Hasn't viagra only been on the market a half-dozen years or so?

    How much younger could you have been?



    PS: D'ya ever notice how closely the word Lamest resembles the "word" Lamsey? - Coinsidence???

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    @Tite-Wad................ :-" :-" :-" :-" :-" ...........O.K. so it wasn't that
    long ago :"> ........Thanks for pointing it out to everyone




    Peace brotherdoobie B)

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    hypoluxa3k
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    hello. i'm a virgin.

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    Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@30 June 2003 - 02:04
    hello. i'm a virgin.
    Well then, just look at all the lame sex you have to look forward to!

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    Originally posted by Riddler+30 June 2003 - 09:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 30 June 2003 - 09:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hypoluxa3k@30 June 2003 - 02:04
    hello. i&#39;m a virgin.
    Well then, just look at all the lame sex you have to look forward to&#33; [/b][/quote]


    Oh Riddler your optimism is making him look forward to it even more &#33;&#33;


    Lamest? When i was a drunken fool after several Jack daniels at a new years eve party - now some guys can get their john thomas up when they are drunk...but me? uh- uh &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; not when i am completely drunk - its a no no.
    Anyway that was quite lame.

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    Yeah, those are never one of those "Penthouse" moments &#33;


    See what I mean, hypoluxa3k ? Sex is bad......just say no &#33;

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