You could tell her that all the advice in the world wont help since she is a horrible lay. That will not only get her to stop asking but also helps in the becoming a jerk situation.
Yell her mam's name while you are having sex
Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.
Secks solves every problem adster has. Fact. 'cept being ginger.
change your number before telling the cheeky bitch to get stuffed
Call the guy up and remind him to have her tested for any, well you know
means tested? cos she'd have to be thick as fuck to shag ad?
there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies
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