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Thread: How Much Do You Weigh Before U Realise U R 2 Big

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    oi baldy shes mine i dont like fat birds

  2. Lounge   -   #22
    Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 19:59
    They a couple of party girls.........but you need several bags of flour

    Jonno B)
    Well at least a couple of bags definitely!

  3. Lounge   -   #23
    Originally posted by tite-wad+1 July 2003 - 01:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 1 July 2003 - 01:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 19:59
    They a couple of party girls.........but you need several bags of flour &nbsp; &nbsp;

    Jonno B)
    Well at least a couple of bags definitely&#33; [/b][/quote]
    And just to be on the safe side, better take a wet suit and a surf board

    Jonno B)
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

  4. Lounge   -   #24
    Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 20:14
    And just to be on the safe side, better take a wet suit and a surf board

    Jonno B)
    Somehow I think lots of talcum powder might be useful...

    Or at the very least a ton of grease&#33;

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    Originally posted by tite-wad+1 July 2003 - 02:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 1 July 2003 - 02:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@30 June 2003 - 20:14
    And just to be on the safe side, better take a wet suit and a surf board &nbsp;

    Jonno B)
    Somehow I think lots of talcum powder might be useful...

    Or at the very least a ton of grease&#33; [/b][/quote]
    I think there&#39;s enough grease there for everyone
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  6. Lounge   -   #26
    Originally posted by lynx@30 June 2003 - 20:27
    I think there&#39;s enough grease there for everyone
    You might be confusing grease with LARD&#33;

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    Originally posted by tite-wad+1 July 2003 - 02:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 1 July 2003 - 02:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@30 June 2003 - 20:27
    I think there&#39;s enough grease there for everyone&nbsp;
    You might be confusing grease with LARD&#33; [/b][/quote]
    y&#39;knowwhaddimean, like ?
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  8. Lounge   -   #28
    affirmative&#33;

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    Well, &#39;time for bed&#39; said zebedee.
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    Your too fat when:

    Your fart so loud in the morning it&#39;s better than your alarm clock.

    When you sumo wrestle.. the other guy gets sucked in ya

    When you sue mcdonalds


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