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    Sextent's Avatar Version Five
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    Man, standing in bar full of gorgeous women.

    Man - I could have sex with any of these women.

    Barman (scoffing) - How can you possibly say that.

    Man - I'm a rapist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Jokes like this:



    Q. How do you stop little children from playing in your yard?

    A. Molest them.
    And this:

    Hear about the black woman who had an abortion?

    Crimestoppers sent her a £50 community action trust reward.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Smell of gasoline.
    I'm not sure you have quite got this ....

    must be the fumes

    Up Pompeii
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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