-
Version Five
Man, standing in bar full of gorgeous women.
Man - I could have sex with any of these women.
Barman (scoffing) - How can you possibly say that.
Man - I'm a rapist.
-
-
08-22-2007, 03:09 PM
Lounge -
#52
effendi
Originally Posted by
manker
Jokes like this:
Q. How do you stop little children from playing in your yard?
A. Molest them.
And this:
Hear about the black woman who had an abortion?
Crimestoppers sent her a £50 community action trust reward.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
-
-
08-22-2007, 03:11 PM
Lounge -
#53
Looking for loopholes
Originally Posted by
Hairbautt
Smell of gasoline.
I'm not sure you have quite got this ....
must be the fumes
Up Pompeii
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
-
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
Bookmarks