Revenge Stories

[hypoluxa3k]

in school, i wrote all over a guys floppy discs and he showed em to my teacher and i got into major shit, so that was HIS revenge.

[mulch]

When I was stationed at my first unit here in Germany we had a Company Comander whom I'll call hair lip. The guy was just as ugly as stupid and an azzhole to boot.

Everytime he got in his Bradley he wanted the driver to turn the heater on full blast. One day we found a case of CS hand grenades. he he Inside of the grenades is a small cup of CS powder. We screwed the fuses off off about 10 grenades and poured the powder on to a paper plate. ( being very very careful) The comander of a Bradley sits on the right side for the turret on both sides is a vent for the heater/fan. We took out the fan on the right side and put the CS powder right behind the fan then put the fan back. We told the driver what we'de done and he thought it'de be a great idea. The plan was that as soon as the fan for the heater kicked in the driver would bail the Brad. and close his hatch. After he was out he'de climb up to the CO's hatch and close that too. All went like our plan but too well. CS powder burns like acid and for a short time you feel like your gonna die a slow and painful death. In the small confinds of a Bradley turret PURE CS powder is dangerous. The guy didn't die or anything but when he got back from the hospital we never had a second off for 6 months. But it was ALL worth it. He couldn't find the lever to open the hatch and took him like 10 min to get out.

[Spindulik]

Well, this isn't exactly revenge, but close enough!

I remember all nines years of grade school (including kindergarten), there was a bully (and some of his friends), one grade above me, who tormented me and all of my friends to no end. Even after grade school. The kid was in juvenile prison a few dozen times. Well known trouble maker in the community! Arested many times. My family sued him one time for "breaking and entering", and assault, at my home. We weren't the only ones to sue during this kid's miserable lifetime.

Anyhow, to make a long story short. The a--hole overdosed on some drugs in his highschool years and died. I kind of felt good about it. What comes around goes around.

If you believe in God, then this must be part of God's plan. God knows everything, so he must have known that this idiot's life was doomed, even before he was born.

[Assultsniper]

Some guy laughed at me and I shot him the end.

[sampson]

When I was in the US Army, we were resting while running manuvers one day when out of nowhere this jackass that was always up to something throws a carton of milk inside our tank. Now that wouldn't have been so bad if that milk carton hadn't been at 110 degrees for about two days and attached to an m-69(dummy grenade). Well we had all had enough of his shit, so we took all of our sour milk and wrapped them around another m-69 and coated the thing with electrical taped. We had to rig the thing with a short fuse as it was wrapped and no pinned was to be pulled. Now anyone knows explosives knows that a compressed explosive is HIGHLY explosive. I jump up on the side of their tank to toss this thing inside when the fuse goes 'FFfffst!' and would have blown my hand off if I hadn't let go a second earlier. Anyways, people come falling out hacking and coughing and unable to hear. One guy blew an eardrum, which I got in deep shit for b/c he sued the Army. But after all the yelling stopped my Sargeant told me"Graves, that was some funny shit"

[mutterings]

When i was a lad My little brother used to get me in the shit with my parents for no reason so one day i copied his handrighting and wrote his name all over the hall stair and landing.....Got him right in the shit It was sweet he was there getting the hiding of his life while denying it was him but strangely enough they found the pen that was used hidden under his bed