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    How dull a thread do you think we can manage? I know there are a lot out there but none intentional (that I know)

    By the way, I got my guard dog on standby just waiting for sombody to attempt a hijacking. Yeah, billy, this covers you!

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    Zzzzzzz..........



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    his ears just pricked up....


    BTW: I notice the irony of this hijack-like post but it has to be done to keep you naughty mice in line!

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    me's a good mouse!!!!!!!

    Me was just being bored.........

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    Ooooohhh so you have the idea!

    NOTHING interesting allowed in here.

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    /me yawns

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    knew all that

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    /me watches my budgie try to kill her mirror

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