We used to pwn middle distance running.

[Barbarossa]

Timelines as follows:

1. We pwn at middle distance running.
2. We get food delivered to our doors.
3. We get fat, and no longer pwn at middle distance running.

Simultaneously...

1. Ethiopians are starving.
2. We drop food from helicopters. Ethiopians learn to run after helicopters for food.
3. Ethiopians pwn at middle and long distance running.


It's all our own fault, really

[beat]

If you forgot the fact they already had to run from lions.

[brotherdoobie]

I used to run the two mile in 9:54 - good enough for 4th or 5th place in the ladies
division.


-bd