Why Are Women Such A Pain !

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask?

[chalkmongoose]

Oh Paul... I totally agree. Men (like me obviously) are slobbish brutes, with nasty habits and an inability to behave in public. But, you must admit, a man is easier to date than a woman... And cheaper too.

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by JPaul@2 July 2003 - 22:46
Ever thought it might be you ?

JPaul nahhh its not me lol


crazy_billy_bats its mostly heaven but when it hits the gutter its not so good.

I dont cheat..I am a lovely geezer.. I do the housework.. happy go lucky &#33;&#33;

Why cant women be the same ?

Too busy gossiping and moaning thats why &#33;&#33;

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 22:46
Do you mind if I turn this into a bloodly degrading hit & run chat about WeeMouse? Hey WeeMouse, come here and cook my dinner beotch&#33;

You have a go at WeeMouse at your own peril buster, you will not just incur her wrath but the wrath of her entire posse (namely just about all who live in the lounge&#33;&#33;&#33 :pirate:

[WeeMouse]

Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask?

goose - go ahead&#33; Doesn&#39;t bother me.... (itll bother others tho&#33; )

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@2 July 2003 - 22:48
Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask?

Oiiiiii my name is Alan not bloody Alison

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by alan36uk+2 July 2003 - 22:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (alan36uk @ 2 July 2003 - 22:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@2 July 2003 - 22:48
Ok, now I&#39;m guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it&#39;s a long shot but I just thought I would ask?

Oiiiiii my name is Alan not bloody Alison [/b][/quote]
I got that mate so I kinda figured you were a bloke and therefoe opposite sex from you would be her??

[chalkmongoose]

I wouldn&#39;t really...Too difficult. I can&#39;t think of much. Besides, you look so nice (in a non-threatening way). Anyway, I may as well say this. Men have lower standards than woman, tree-sloths, rocks and baboons. Therefore, saying things like "women won&#39;t let you sit on a freshly made bed" is just a reflection of women&#39;s high standards, and mens lower ones.

[crazy_billy_bats]

maybe shes really hiding a john thomas all this time and that explains all this agression.

[alan36uk]

yeahhhh I am MALE and dont bat for the other team &#33;&#33;

You are bloody lightening ? lmho

So yes I am pissed off with FEMALES not MALES

I maybe ruffled a few feathers here but I am not alone here.

Your all to scared to say how you feel &#33;