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Thread: The Dangers Of Tv

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    clocker's Avatar Shovel Ready
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    Little Johnny keeps asking his Dad for a television in his bedroom, to
    which
    his Dad keeps saying "No".

    After all the nagging, he agrees and says, "OK".


    Several nights later Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's Love,
    Juice?"


    Dad is horrified, and after looking at Mum who's also gobsmacked, proceeds
    to tell his son about the facts of life, the whole works, warts and all.

    Johnny now sits on sofa with his mouth open in amazement.

    Dad asks, "So, what is it you've been watching then Son?"

    Johnny replies:








    "Wimbledon."
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    iamtheoneandonlyone's Avatar Andromeda Ascendant
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    uhhh eh? I don't get it.

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    lol, i like it

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    Whats wimbledon?
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    I don't get it.....

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    Originally posted by Keikan@4 July 2003 - 18:43
    Whats wimbledon?
    Wimbledon is a league or something like that in tennis (sort of like NHL in hockey). I sort of get it, like the Love part, since love represents 0 in tennis scoring, but I don't get that juice part.

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    Tennis....Love....Juice...may be the rules of tennis have changed and now each game includes a wide screen tv with porno tapes ?

  8. Funny S**t   -   #8
    Love = 0 Juice = Duece

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    but there's no 'Love Deuce' in tennis, so why does the wee boy say 'Love Juice'?

    there's 15-Love, 30-Love, 40-Love

    what the hell is 'Love Deuce'?

    ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!

  10. Funny S**t   -   #10
    Originally posted by slammy_dunken+6 July 2003 - 05:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slammy_dunken @ 6 July 2003 - 05:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@4 July 2003 - 18:43
    Whats wimbledon?
    Wimbledon is a league or something like that in tennis (sort of like NHL in hockey). I sort of get it, like the Love part, since love represents 0 in tennis scoring, but I don&#39;t get that juice part. [/b][/quote]
    wimbledon is an annual even which lasts about 2 weeks or so played in the wimbledon area of london, england

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