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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I deduce that he was. Think about it.

    1. An unexplained 3 month absence.
    2. A newfound harsh demeanor.
    3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to parole conditions
    4. A newfound love of homo-erotic pornography.

    Oh, and this chance remark from last week:

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I missed out on those due to my enforced absence.

    Were they funny?
    I think the evidence is all there. The question is, what was the crime?
    Last edited by Barbarossa; 08-29-2007 at 01:43 PM.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Prolly embezzlement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbie
    1. An unexplained 3 month absence.
    Unexplained? I died, ffs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbie
    2. A newfound harsh demeanor.
    'newfound' lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbie
    3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to bail conditions
    Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

    Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbie
    4. A newfound love of homo-erotic pornography.
    'newfound' lol.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbie
    3. Periods of curfew when he has to report in due to bail conditions
    Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

    Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.
    Oh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word.

    Strangely enough, you could...

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    I thought he became a saddhu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Surely any bail conditions would have occured before a prison term.

    Parole conditions are probably what you're thinking of.
    Oh yeah, that's it. I couldn't think of the word.

    Strangely enough, you could...
    Big fan of Prisoner Cell Block H, flowe. It's my duty to know these things.

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Thought he went to China
    Last edited by Hairbautt; 08-29-2007 at 06:51 PM. Reason: /meh
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    3 months, let's assume full parole for good behaviour so that's 6 months. Let's also assume a guilty plea because he's an accountant and therefore devoid of bollocks, so full credit for that. Makes the maximum sentence for the crime 1 year.

    We know it's not going to be violent crime, see above and he's an accountant so almost certainly a white collar crime.

    Based on all of the above I say he was convicted of being a cawk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Thought he went to China
    Nah. Snee lived in Japon for a year.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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