what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
Not every timeOriginally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:28
So what about when u look at your shit in the Toilet bowel -- after u have just dun your deed...
Jonno --- u do it all the time
Jonno B)
EditBilly:-what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
Is that a confession??
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I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of personwhat about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
Not every time
well what about when u have a Hot Shit
You should see him Tuesday nightsOriginally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:30
I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of personwhat about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
Jonno B)
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well think what you wish metro - maybe i was jokin - maybe notOriginally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:30
I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of personwhat about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
what bout having a feel of the old johnson and then smelling your fingers - you dirty f*ckers i know you do it.
this thread should be retitled are you RAIN MAN! sorry i'm not gonna tell you any of my many strange habbits, but i will own up to the former two. especialy if it hurts when you drop it! doesnt everybody.
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Billy that is sum REAL funny shit... which is truewhat bout having a feel of the old johnson and then smelling your fingers - you dirty f*ckers i know you do it.
Well here's something i would never talk about to my friends. Once in a while, every few weeks or so, i'll have the most amazing crap. Without going into too much detail, i'll really be enjoying the 'passing', and afterwards feel positively invigorated by it.Come on, you know you do something you would never talk about in a pub......
(Flaming? No i'm not into that.)
Another one. Anal spasms (not related to crapping). Now this happens very seldom. I'll be, for example, walking down Glasgow Buchanan Street to work, when all of a sudden i'll have an intense pain in my sphincter. It is so sore i can do nothing but wait for it to stop. I'll be stood there, no doubt with a weird look on my face, in pure agony. I know i'm not alone on this one as i have discussed it with others.
Sorry for being crude.
being crude is a good thing
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